A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man going by the name of 'Collaboo, the man is THICC and juicy. His tenderness brings the whole of humanity to their knees, trembling in fear; mankind steps forward to face his chunkiness in war.
"Hey look, it's that sex-pest Collaboo"
Gagging for something they will never get, tries too hard. When rejected cries and turns to whales of the female variety, eg: fatty fatty fatty or shmoo the whale.
"God, Ian is such a sex pest, he ended up with shmoo again!"
A person from Manchester also known as a cocaine pest
“Woah get on that sex pest there, yeah la it’s Chesney from Salford”
A prolific sex pest who never accepts no for an answer
Jenny ; "hey Beth look at that dirty old pervert trying it on with that young lady at the bar he's got no chance" Beth; "OH NO that's a Southey sex pest we better leave before he tries to touch one of us plus he's got a chode And he's not afraid to use it"