Country Dictionary

So full of shit

"Hey Jack, you were so drunk, I saw you try and fuck a goat yesterday"
"You're Sfos"

n. an airport wraught with neverending flight delays

I took BART to SFO but arrived two days too late to make my flight. Oh wait. That's a problem with BART.

so full of shit

that muthafuka was sfos!

So Fucking Offended

I am sfo that you went to dinner without me.

Three letter code for So Fucking Owned airport.

Better pack your bags, you're going to SFO!

Abbreviation for Sexy Friday Outfit

Have you got your SFO on today?

When the main gates are closed but both parties still want happy endings one can always have a mutual race to the finish cuminating in what is commonly known as “ sticky tummy”

“Did you get lucky last night RIck?”
“Well Helen had the cleaners in so we had to finish SFO style”
“Nice”