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sharia law

An attempt by the Islamic community, which is involved in the UN, to wrest humanity of its right to free speech and criminalize those who publicly oppose Islam.

The Sharia Law will be a binding resolution if passed for all countries in the United Nations! Really? Then we have to do something to stop it from infringing upon our constitutional rights!

by nickrd182 March 18, 2009

Sharia Bluetooth

When an orthodox Muslim female utilizes her head scarf to hold her phone to her ear and mouth.

The only pairing going on in my car is an arranged marriage. I can make this call hands free thanks to my sharia bluetooth

by EggInThisTryinTime June 16, 2018

Sharia Math

Math problems that directly or indirectly leverage on dozens of man-made religious rules, which often discriminate against women and girls, that dictate how faithful Mohammedans ought to live among “infidels,” especially if they are the minority in the population.

Radical Islamist groups want certain math topics like percentages, probability, and statistics to be banned from a sharia math curriculum, because they promote interest rate earnings, unhealthy lifestyles, or gambling, which could lead students into unwholesome activities or vice, thus compromising their faith.

by MathPlus September 18, 2021

Sharia Law

The new drag name of Vernon L. Reed, of San Francisco, who got his shit stolen and felt like chopping off the hands of the thief, despite the former's propensity for peacefulness and love.

Vernon ducked into the phone booth at the sight of the liquor store robbery and came out in his burka and his alter-ego, Sharia Law.

by KremeDementia January 08, 2012

HAUS OF SHARIA

A clothing brand that will have you feeling oh so cozy and chic!

Will you be shopping with Haus Of Sharia for the best holidays deals?

by Haus Of Sharia November 24, 2021

Sharia Law

a set of rules which are meant to organise the life of Muslims (which the chosen nation has alike btw , Jews) within their communities and in the society as whole. includes compulsorily giving a certain amount of earnings and savings as a charity, eating halal food (like kosher as jew do), and some rules which can be seen strict (as some may consider) like chopping off the theif hand (which has 16 conditions MUST be all fulfilled)

Hey Ahmed, how much money sharia (or sharia law) said we should give as a charity?

by Error 404 v2 January 17, 2019

White Sharia Rape Gang

White Sharia Rape Gang is a joke that emerged from the alt-right emerging from sentiments that American women are completely out of control.

John: I don't know about this one fam, she said she wants to get breast implants and adopt a Chinese baby. Joe: White sharia rape gangs, fam.

by WaffenPanzer October 16, 2018