A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you go for a dump but only thin light brown water comes out, usually spattering the pan, often resulting in splashback
"I just shissed all over the place"
That moment when you need to take a shit and a piss at the same time.
Hold that thought, man! I gotta take a shiss!
When your in a hurry(whether it be to get back to video games, dinner, or bed) and you push to hard while peeing, coincidentally shitting your pants.
I heard David in the bathroom at lunch. He was pushing so hard peeing I thought he was going to shiss!
To shit and piss, all in one sitting.
1) Dude! Pull over! I gotta take a Shiss!
2) God damn it! I think Gary just shissed himself!
When you are walking your dog and he attempts to lift his leg to take a piss, then re-thinks he has to shit. Resulting in a dog shitting with his one leg up. Very comical!
Good Ol' Taz took a shiss on that rock out of piss/shit confusion.
When ones person needs to take a shit but also a piss
Man I had a good shiss last night