A fork of Rural Dictionary
what you said: my baby shih tzu
what it sounded like: my baby shits you
A term used in conversation to emphasize that everything that was said is completely true; no exaggeration!
That's exactly how it happened, I shit you not!!
When someone decides not to show up for something he/she was supposed to, going apeshit on that person is basically the same as bitch-slapping them... It also includes punching them in the arm at some random time of the day.
"Zach, you better be at the next bus stop, or I'm gonna go ape-shit on you."
"Trust me, if I have to, meet me in the alley and I will Go Ape-shit on You."
Do not cause trouble in a place where you must be on a regular basis. Often used with workplace romances but can also apply to relationships with students at your school or starting shit in general.
Kyle tried to ask Jennifer out. I told him don't shit where you eat.
This phrase means "do not have romantic relationships with any co-workers." Basically, you don't want to make yourself uncomfortable (by potentially having a romantic relationship get ugly, or "shitting") at the place where you work ("where you eat").
Dude #1: "damn a really hot blonde just started working at my company. i'm gonna ask her out"
Dude #2: "dude, haven't you heard the saying: Don't shit where you eat?"
Don't mess things up where you live or work
My friend was acting ungrateful to his roommate and I said don't shit where you sleep dude