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Shitfest

life, shittiest time ever, when god pulls down his pants and takes a giant dump on your face, seeing sheara singer

I saw sheara singer today, it was such a shitfest

by Wankmaster Teapot, Yo October 10, 2003

shitfest 9000

The term used to describe an extreme cluster fuck of a situation, one that usually involves some sort of miscalculation by the person in charge.

John - "Dude what the fuck happened to all the alcohol? I thought Jerry was bringing it to the party?" Terance - "Ya well fucking Jerry went to some party on 12th street and now were stuck in shitfest 9000."

by cdub for real January 24, 2011

Soylent Shitfest

A show where everybody gets together and throws shit and eats soybeans

Dude, that soylent shitfest last night was terrible.

by This is my maiden name November 13, 2007