A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you smear your load on a girl's forehead while whispering, "Everything the light touches is your kingdom."
Do the dishes or you're getting another Simba.
One sexy lion. He has a hot voice. He is quite badass. And he is not even a murderer!He lets the hyenas do his dirty work. He is a nice goldeny yellow color, not blue at all.
Girl: Simba is so hot
Boy: Ew wtf he is a lion
Girl: A hot lion. duh
This is when during intercourse, the dominant male ejaculates onto the submissive female's face. Then with his thumb, rubs the semen over her forehead while saying, (in a very slow, deep and creepy voice) SIIIIMMMMBAAAAAA.
Guy 1 : Hey Vince, did you ever hook up with Nauzli yet?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I totally pulled THE SIMBA on her last night.
*ground starts shaking*
*bum bum bum bum*
Person 1: Oh no we are gonna die
Person 2: nah dont worry its just simba