Country Dictionary

Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

Sir’ John

Sir’ John’s usually have really big dicks they our also really good in bed but they our really strong and muscular

Girl 1: Yea Sir’ John had a really big dick
Girl 2: Was he good at using it
Girl 1: amazing

Sir`John

he is a nice person that has really good hair and a nice smile and is most likely lightskin.

#ah that's sir`john, he's so cool