A fork of Rural Dictionary
Skibiti Dookie is when you hide in a toilet and wait for your friend to take a shit and eat it. then poke your head out the toilet with shit in your mouth and say skibiti dop dop dop yes yes! (epic troll)
Guy 1 hiding in toilet Guy 2 goes to take a shit Guy 1: Nom Nom Nom (pokes head out) skibiti dop dop dop yes yes! Guy 2: Ah! you got me Guy 1: haha you just got Skibiti Dookie'd!
skibiti is a gen alfa slang word used to call someone weird or lame.
you skibiti your a skibiti
A sigma meal Skibity slicers
I ate that shit like a skibity slicer , don’t ask restaurants for skibity slicers
A day to worship our lord and master, Skibiti Toilet. This is a day of gooning and edging, as-well as mewing and mogging.
Person 1: “I have so much work and have no time to goon!” Person 2: “Thanks to Skibiti Toilet Day, you can edge your chode for as long as you want!” Person 1: “Even in school?” Person 2: “Yes!!”
this girl is trouble!! she likes to role play lacrosse in bed and whenever she screamed “got ball” she proceeds to eat her man’s balls, leaving him dead on the floor….
“WOAH ARE U ABOUT TO PULL A SKIBITY SIMONE??? MY BALLS BE BURNINGGG”
A skibiti slicer is kinda like a chicken strip but skibiti (cool)
Why did you eat my skibiti slicers!
A menu item available at McDonald's around the release of "The Skibiti Toilet Movie"
Little Timmy says, "These Skibiti slicers sure are bussin on sigma baby gronk. Please don't fanum tax them or you have L Ohio rizz"