Country Dictionary

Memphis slap box

The art of “slap-boxing” but rather than only going for head shots, you must attack the opponents voluptuous ass cheeks.

“yo bro! you got a fat booty, tryna Memphis slap box?”

Slap boxing the one-eyed champ

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."

tongue slap your fart box

Licking ones a** hole with your tongue

Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm

tongue slap your fart box

Licking ones a** hole with your tongue

Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm

Slap the Box

To be said as a response to a retarded remark made by a friend or family member.

Ross " I went Tennesse when I was 7, it's nice have you been to America?"

Simon "yeah went to florida a few years ago, its amazing, have you ever been to America?"

Ross " errr slap the box mate."

Slap Box

A term used infrequently (in areas of Chicago usually by a male), who has initiated rough intercourse with someone he dislikes or even hates in some cases.

RG decided to Slap Box with JP before Wayne got a chance.