A fork of Rural Dictionary
To jack off slowly not with the purpose of ejaculating but with the purpose of getting primed up for your significant other to walk in and finish.
Shook was slapjacking in bed waiting for his girl to come in. She never walked in and the slapjack went to a fulljack.
A game in which somebody yells "SLAPJACK!" and brutally slaps someone until their organs shut down.
Drew got his ass slapjacked so hard he fucking died.
A game similar to the classic punch buggy. Every time one sees a yellow vehicle, they slap the person next to them and say "slapjack!"
Originated from Oshawa.
-yellow car drives past-
Girl: SLAPJACK! *slaps friend*
A "homeless" person who lives on the street.The one with no teeth,dirty as hell,and talks to himself outloud while making no sense at all.Sleeps on a piece of cardboard
In downtown San Francisco,you will see many "slapjacks" on the street during the "wee" hours of the morning.
a woman's breasts; boobs; fun-bags
Her slapjacks were so big that they were hanging out of her top on Daytona Beach!!!!
When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.
He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.
The act of slapping a woman after intercorse with a used condom.
"Dude, I gave her a nasty Arizona Slapjack when I was done. it made the plop noise and everything"