A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you are as fucked as you can ever possibly be in a million years
"Your brain just got slendered by Slenderman."
"You're going to be slendered inside an LA prison."
the only game that can probably make grown men cry.
Me: "Oh my gosh I totes saw these dudes in the internet cafe playing slender"
A ridiculously scary game in which the main character attempts to recover 8 pages of a notebook while being chased by the slenderman.
Guy 1: "Dude I was playing slender last night and scared the heck out of myself"
Guy 2: "Slender is so scary, i can't play it without all the lights on"
A First Person Shit your Pants (FPSP) game where you walk around in the woods at tortoise speed with the shittiest flashlight in the world, all while being stalked by the Slender man. The goal is to find 8 pages scattered "randomly" throughout the woods. Seriously, it's scary as shit, but it is an awesome game. In just a few minutes it creates a horrifying atmosphere and it's FREE!
*Guys play Slender*
Guy 1: "Aww shit man, I really don't wanna go in that bathroom. I think he's right behind me!"
Guy 2: "Why the fuck is there a public restroom in the middle of the woods?"