Country Dictionary

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Smeep

(n.) One of those involuntary farts a male gets when his buttocks are in the air with legs spread out and the warm fart gently ruffles his scrotum. Few true smeeps have been recorded in human history. Only the great masters of flatulence can produce such pungent pearls of fragrance.

(v.) The act of smeeping

Guy 1: Dude you look so relaxed!

Guy 2: Yeah dude, I just smeeped.

by Universe24 April 19, 2011

Smeep

I love you

Guy: Smeep baby
Girl: Smeep you too my love

by Distortion January 28, 2022