A fork of Rural Dictionary
An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.
Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!
When a drug addict trades sexual favors for drugs (esp. crack)
She will smoke dick for a twenty piece
jimmy: gurl your a slut blowing everyone in the class
jasmine: jimmy go smoke dick bitch!
to smoke dick, you must first light the tip of said penis, then, once the penis is fully lit, you can then proceed to "smoke dick." always remember to cradle the balls as doing so. inhale as deeply as you please, but remember, smoking dick is a gateway drug. the penis does not have to be erect but it is suggested.
boy 1: "bro did you just smoke dick? i can smell it on your breath."
boy 2: "yeah bro, straight down to the balls."
boy 1: "woah bro, nice."
When an addict will perform sexual acts in exchange for drugs (especially crack).
That trick will smoke dick for a twenty piece.
Being a weird person or doing weird things
Why are you smoking dick bro