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snagglepuss

A word which can be substituted for fuck, if one does not want to swear

That snagglepussin test was hard!

or

I am completely snagglepussed

snagglepuss

When someone in a group is constantly being bitchy or appears to have an extreme case of vagicitis; or opposite of being a bro; an act apposed to being a bro

Connor continues to be a scared of talking to a group of hot girls.
Doug: Connor quit being a little pussy and go talk to those girls
Josh: Yeah you queer
Connor: Man fuck you guys, I just dont want to
Doug: Connor you are such a snagglepuss
Josh:Yep, total snagglepuss

by Deadley Smedley February 08, 2013

Snagglepuss

A cool and groovy cat.

Oh, you are such a Snagglepuss.

by yeessman May 14, 2009

Snagglepuss

-meaning a completely defunct, nasty, yeast-infection-having, ghonasyphiherpilaids having, pusing, stinking, sweaty, hairy girl who smells of cat piss and B.O. and has no friends.

God damn, Snagglepuss smells of tuna and rotten armpit. I bet her curtled cooter is oozing all over the place.

by Heather The Great April 02, 2005

Snagglepuss

A vagina with teeth, preferably crooked.

Man, I got her all the way back to my room, and it turns out she was toting a Snagglepuss.

by Tenacious G February 03, 2005

snagglepussing

The male rubbing his penis between his girlfriends butt cheeks, but not anally penetrating, until he ejaculates over her back. At the point of ejaculation, the male must make a chuckling sound like the woodpecker off Bagpuss.

Fancy some anal sex darling?

Not tonight, but we could do a little snagglepussing?
Bring it on bitch. Gonna bathe your back!

by Slates123 January 08, 2014

cross-eyed snagglepuss with hickups

The worst insult you can give to a girl that has given you the worst head ever.

You give head so bad youre like a cross-eyed snagglepuss with hickups!

by Daniel March 23, 2005