A fork of Rural Dictionary
You got served ohhhhhh
Jimmy said your gay! You say, snap crackle pop!
When your girl finally agrees to let you in the butt after a grueling quest to convince her and you go so fast before she changes her mind that you jam it in without lube and bend your dick in half, causing a hospital visit and very uncomfortable conversation with the doctor.
Well doctor, you see, Trudie finally agreed to the butt and I went so fast that I forgot the lube and...snap crackle pop...here I am.
An expression used to show surprise
"OH SNAP CRACKLE POP OH NO SHE DIDN'T"
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)
This phrase is mainly used when your in public and you either mess up or really mad and you don't want to say a long slur of swears.
"Snap, crackle, pop rice crispie treats"! I ripped my nail!