Country Dictionary

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Sneck

The neck of a dirty seagull, often prepared in the Pacific Northwest with a twist of lime in a brackish broth.

The smell emitted by a hobos beard, usually the beard of a beach fairing hobo.

The beard of a beach bum.

The unkept beard of a fisherman.

A beard that smells of fish and or has pieces of fish stuck in it.

The pieces of fish stuck in facial hair.

"Last night at the restaurant I order a bowl of sneck and it didn't come with any beak so i got all aggro and choked the chrimpy waiter!"

"I don't like going to Kayak Point because theirs always hobos down there and it wreaks of sneck."

The beach hobo had a dirty, greasy beard and when I would drive by I would yell "Hey you Godamn hobo! Wash your filthy sneck you piece of homeless shit!".

The sneck of the fisherman had collected so many scales the seagulls would follow him wherever he would go.

The greasy hobo would lie on his back and allow the seagulls to carefully clean it.

When traveling in Italy, be sure to indulge in a local delicacy, flat bread baked with fresh bits of sneck picked from the beards of the towns most beautiful women.

by Octagonatron July 15, 2009

Sneck

To slit someone's throat (a combination of slit and neck)
Mainly used as a threat, similar to the word shank

Person one: *average ur mom joke*
Person two: "M8 imma sneck u"

by Feather November 07, 2014

sneck up

"go hang yourself!" From William Shakespeare's play, "Twelfth Night". Used as an insult, same as "get lost!"

"Hey, we don't hang with freshmen, sneck up!"

by jessLB October 14, 2006

Sneck Dojo

A sacred place; where upon entering you are taught the skilled art of Sneck Martial Arts.

Hello Sensei, i am ready to learn in your Sneck Dojo...

by Gunars December 21, 2009

Sneck Punching

The Art of Punching someone in the Sneck.

Dude, i just got my degree in Sneck Punching from the Sneck Dojo of America.

by Gunars! December 21, 2009