A fork of Rural Dictionary
To repeatedly refer to the phallus in unrelated subject matters. While conversing about one subject the person brings up the subject of the penis.
Joe: Hey Mike, boy did I have a hard day at work today.
Todd: But I bet it wasn't as hard as my weiner was last night.
Mike: Wow....Todd made another Snyderism.
To ruin someone's plans by intervention or lack of follow-through.
He volunteered to drive us the movie, but he showed up late so he totally snydered us.
When a kid with an extremely greasy mullet and a trashe stache, sexually manipulate you to do odd sexual favors( ie: licking peanut butter off of your dick) when you are under the influence, or by means of cash.
Girl:This sucks, the whole schoolhates me.
Freind: Why?
Girl: Chris snyderized me last night while i was totally wasted! Don't tell anyone, but he made me shave his balls then eat whipped cream out of his asshole!
To trick your boss into having sex with you so you can do shitty job and not get fired for it.
Melina: Mrs. Munroe sure got Snydered by that new sales guy, didn't she?
Glenda: I wish I was the boss so someone would snyder me. I'd provide job security and lunch to anyone who'd fuck me.
Melina & Glenda: Hahahahhhahahhahhahaahaha
To overpay for a product (athelete) usually to ludicrous amounts, in reference to Dan Snyder- owner of the Washington Redskins.
Q: Danny-boy paid $8.6M for a trade for Mark Brunnell??
A: Yep- he got Snydered again. Just like he did with Bruce Smith and Jeremiah Trotter.
The process of destructive alteration of a mold or machine component (or any metallic object) that results in wreckage and hilarity. Assault and battery committed against any tool.
Poncho better cancel all of his appointments...we've got level 2 snyder-ization in Lil Erie.
A 2" pin won't fit into a 1" hole - until you snyderize it.