A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. An adverb used to stress the cool factor of something. (so fucking)
2. A noun meaning the bomb.
1. John: (Pulls up in his Pimp My Ride car)
Paul: "Damn John, your new street car is sofa king sweet!"
2. Paul: "Now you have the sofa king of California!"
The male version of a pillow princess. Like a pillow princess, a sofa king can be straight, bi, or gay. Both pillow princesses and sofa kings are selfish in bed.
Louise: I was interested in Kevin until I found out he was a sofa king. I don’t mind being on top, but I would never be with a guy who doesn’t eat me out.
A higher form of retard (see 'I am sofa king we todded')An extract and new meaning.
Kerrin's T-shirt says "If I'm not wasted, the day is"
Sara says "the day is... what?"
Janes says "Sara, you are such a sofa king!"
Sara Says "Oooooooooooh. Oops"
Ussually said in a retard voice and followed by Sara blushing.
It is another word to so so fucking cool. Dont get in trouble by teachers because they won't get it.
"Hey, Carlos, what does that say?" said Mrs. Schlarman.
"It says im sofa king cool!" Carlos said.
A Dangerdoom song inspired by the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode Video Ouija.
- Hey, say this fast: I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed!
- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.
An insult used for hate (when said really fast is pronounced so fuckin retarded)
U r sofa-king-retarded
It's pronounced as "So F***king Awesome" when you say it at normal speed
Person 1: Hey dude can you say this word: "sofa king awesome:
Person 2: sofa king awesome? (he said so fking awesome)