Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Ass Span

Measurement of ass from cheek to cheek, much like wing span.

"Damnnn, caroline must have an ass span of least 2 feet!"

by Bromania March 17, 2010

C-span

Watch the American taxpayers get robbed, LIVE!

"I was feeling good about politics, so i turned on C-span and began to sob"

Erection Span

When the attention span of a male lasts as long as his erection does, but usually related to the attention being focused on something nasty which normally wouldn't attract a male's attention under flaccid circumstances such as very nasty porn or fugly chicks or hookers.

One Dude to Another: I cannot believed I jacked off to that skank porn last nite. I also joined the skank porn site and spent like $39.95! Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.

by sarasplayroom.com October 17, 2010

Spic-Span

A proposed pedestrian overpass directly from Mexico to Canada, completely skipping the U.S.A.

"pedestrian overpass to canada, that was my idea, I was gonna call it the 'spic-span'!"

by KILLEMALLWATCHEMFALL March 22, 2010

c-span

Channel where Congressional hearings are shown!!!

C-span is awesome!!!

by bryan March 24, 2005

Denard Span

The distance between a male's testicles. Named for the Minnesota Twins outfielder by Detroit Tiger's fans.

My denard span is somewhere between 2 and 3 inches.

by SilentZyn February 28, 2010

attention span

Something I don't have much of. *looses interest, stares in other direction*

What most teenagers have is a short attention span, not ADD or ADHD. They just want to feel special.

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e March 05, 2008