A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ruthless inquisitors who use such torture as poking with soft cushions and forcible seating in a comfy chair.
*I* don't know - Mr Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was trouble at the mill, that's all - I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
No expects the Spanish Inquisition
Person One: "Hey man ho-" The Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Heterosexual sex act wherein a man licks a woman’s pussy from behind, and his nose brushes against her asshole. The woman then clenches her ass cheeks and exclaims, “got your nose!”
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
nobody expects it
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
It was.... an unpleasant surprise for non-Christians...
People: (are not Christian) Spanish: Have you ever had an unexpected war? People: No... Spanish: WOULD YOU LIKE TO? (Spanish Inquisition)
something that you didnt expect jumping into your room right about now
no one expects the spanish inquisition