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Given to an attractive girl.

That chick in the office is a spanner, cos every time she passes by she makes my nuts tighten.

Spanner wrench - a special wrench used in the fire service to assist in decoupling fire hoses.

Yo.. Rookie.. get the spanner off the engine.

(UK) spastic; person of mental retardation, Down's Syndrome, etc.

"You're such a spanner!"

The geeky kid at school who stank of chip fat and grime, came from a poor family and had the social skills of a dead skunk, yet was completely convinced that everyone was his mate. Popularized by Ringo Starr in the film That'll Be The Day (1973).

That Lee Martin's a right spanner.

A particularly lengthy turd which stretches from one end of the bowl to the other.

I dropped a spanner in Julie's toilet at her party, but when I flushed it bent in half and plugged the bowl how embarassing!

A hot girl.

Sally is a spanner, she really tightens my nuts.

A large shit whose length spans at least the circumference of the inside of the toilet bowl. Extreme relief usually accompanies release of a spanner, as does the occasional bloody anus, sudden weight loss and clogged toilet. Mass consumption of sunflower seed shells can turn an ordinary spanner into a mace spanner. Resembling the spiky medieval weapon, mace spanners should be avoided at all costs.

"I just ate 4 bowls of granola. There's gonna be a spanner in the toilet tomorrow, I tell you." Tom:"Dude, I just shat out a wingless 747." Ron:"No, Tom, you shat a spanner. Good for you. Now unclog the toilet." Ron:"I told you should have spit out all those sunflower seed shells, Tom." Tom:"Fuck you, Ron. My intestines are being shredded as we speak. It's only a matter of time before this mace spanner turns my butthole into a bloody, fleshy origami fortune teller"