A fork of Rural Dictionary
An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.
Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.
As a Verb
"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"
As an Adjective
Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?
Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.
In the Workplace
(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.
Verb
The act of climbing and swinging from a tall woman during fornication. For best results the woman should be at least a foot taller than said man.
WOW, look at that tall chick. I would love to SpiderMonkey all over her.
Little bits of nugget poo rapped in anal pubes
I have some lovley Spidermonkeys
Shit in your hand and then sling it on someone using the spiderman finger position.
I like to reach in the toilet grab some poo and spidermonkey her face.
To howl like a monkey while shooting sperm onto your partner's limbs as if tying them to the bed with a webbing only to have intercourse with them afterwards.
I can't wait to Spidermonkey, I get to put the prime in primate!
AKA Daniel Stumpf
someone that has no knowledge of being called this but is so by others because of the funny faces while working out
Spidermonkey? ohh, you mean Daniel Stumpf from the Detroit Tigers.
Joe had another spidermonkey workout.
Bella Swan. The main character in the Twilight series.
Edward Cullen to Bella Swan: "You better hold on tight Spidermonkey."