A fork of Rural Dictionary
The shiny and wet appearance of a male's penis when it's heavily covered in saliva; Shiny appearance including mild or heavy foam/(little bubbles) ; froth, on male genitalia as a result of being in someone's mouth; Excessively / sparkling clean.
"So what did you guys do last night?" "We just watched a movie and smoked some bud and then she spit shined my dick. The usual." "I see."
When one spits on the vagina and vigorously starts rubbing it as if shining a shoe.
Yo I spit shined the fuck out of that crazy hoe.
Spit shined is used describing something shiny or brand new
"She has a Spit shined Rolex"
Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie
Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”
A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to: 1) Print out document/presentation 2) Pull down trousers 3) Squat over said document/presentation 4) Proceed to excrete on document 5) Return to author covered in human excrement
That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine. Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return. I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.
An Arizona Spit Shine (aka ASS) is the act of ejaculating on someone and rubbing it on them afterwards.
"Whoa, Dev just gave that chick an Arizona Spit Shine!"