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Traditional English dessert, a custard-like pudding with raisins, currants, or other small bits of fruit
We ordered spotted dicke to accompany our tea
Something Morgan Freeman has.
Spotted dick.. I thought that was something Morgan Freeman has.
something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.
Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham
Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???
boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.
Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.
somethings that lands in a water like substance
ahh.....dick spot :(...what are you doing in my cereal.*BAT*
A popular American desert with a 99% body of Bull Feaces! It also contains 1% of a blonde wig with orange dandruff on the side!
Mmmm.... My wife loves the Spotted Donald's Dick Pudding at the White House Bar and Cafe
When you ram your cock up a woman's nostril until she uncontrollably sneezes on it
"omg man i just received a SPOTTED DICK from my girlfriend, my dick feels like a slug now"