A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person that 'hunches' anything like a dog because of their sexual exhuberence.
Dewd, that's my girl, quit bein' a spunk monkey, man!
Someone who is so ugly they will never get laid, so the jizz seeps out of their pores.
Urgghh, look at Steve, he hasn't had it in a while - he looks like such a spunk monkey!
masturbation jacking the beanstalk slapping little German Johnny behind his head wanking off polishing the candlestick choking the chicken waxing the Buick
Jungle Jim's O.C.D. leaves him 'milking the spunk monkey' on an hourly.
A cream colored oil used to clean and preserve metal gun parts.
slap a little of that there monkey spunk on my barrel, would ya there Brucey.
A thick white substance created by a monkey during the process of ejaculation.
Oh my this monkey spunk tastes bad! Did you see where i left my monkey spunk?
To look so discraceful that you resemble the spunk of a monkey.
For fuck's sake, you look like some monkey spunk from the end of a monkey's penis!