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spunkle ship

A game played by two players, where they lie down with the tops of their heads touching. Players then attempt to ejaculate over their own heads onto the opposing player.

Whoever loses this round of spunkle ship gets to shower last!

by Dimox January 25, 2018

Spunkle

When hippie Chris doesn’t wanna go skating

What a spunkle guy

by Murklexwse February 24, 2019

Spunkles

my cat's name

"C'mere Spunkles!"

by sssiiimmmooonnn July 14, 2023

Spunkle

A retarded dick head of a family member who thinks it is ok to smash your property.

My Spunkle Richard broke my phone

by Sirl August 15, 2019

Spunkle McGooberson

A lil itty bitty bunny boy who has some sweet glory gyatt, with some fungi on his head, and he says things like: Hey! Heya!

Spunkle McGooberson is blending the baby again!

by TheGreatDefinerOfTheGzsumpb February 23, 2024

Spunkle Juice

The last hit in a bong where the bowl has burnt black weed with various amounts of ash.

“Let me get a hit of that bong”
“You can try but there’s mostly Spunkle juice in there, only fiens smoke Spunkle

by CallumFeeney February 15, 2024