A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Women or Men who have exceptionally thick and stubby fingers, much like Sylvester Stallone. 2. Sausage Fingers
I can't use this small ass QWERTY keyboard with these damn Stallones.
Looking something up because of how impossible or absurd it sounds.
The name comes from the Sylvester Stallone story of how he sold his dog for $150 in desperation, because he was flat broke and needed funds to pursue getting his Rocky screen play purchased and getting the lead role in the movie. After he got the script sold, he re-purchased the dog from the guy he sold it to for $15,000 and had to cast the guy in Rocky as part of the deal. So the story goes... Is it true? Stallone it to find out
When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance. Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.
Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!" Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"
To get stoned alone, getting high with oneself.
My buddies went home early so I popped "Grandma's Boy" into the DVD player and got stalloned.
1) Popular movie star, who became famous with rambo. 2) (to pull a) To sneak up on an unsuspecting victim and cocklash them vigorously, causing surprise.
"Burt was so drunk, it was easy to pull a Stallone on him"
Another term for OWNED. Used when yelling at your friends in vent after they got destroyed in a video game.
HAHAHA Noxx just got jumped by 4 rogues. He got STALLONED!
A player in halo that runs out on his own without consulting his teammates.
St Ides Swilla-"goddamnit johnson, quit running out and being such a stallone" Burkhartz-"Where was my goddamn coverfire"