A fork of Rural Dictionary
Thicc thighs in yoga pants that are hot hot and moist.
At the gym
Bro 1: "Yoga class is about to let out"
Bro 2: "Let's go see some steamed hams"
Being completely and utterly drunk to the point where you can't move and have to be carried places..
Holy shit man, I was a complete steamed ham last night..
Your butt after a cleveland steamer
After a long Cleveland Steamer, i got myself some cleveland steamed hams