A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a rando blacks out and shits all over your bathroom rug at 3:30 am.
This man had the audacity to lay down a Madison Steemer and only say “That’s not cool man”.
Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stately steemer and enjoy with your partner.
Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?
Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stanely steemer and enjoy with your partner.
Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?
Refers to well attended affluent middle-age suburban swinger party often thrown in McMansions residing in gated communities when at it's conclusion will require a rented upholstery cleaner for the purpose of removing stains on a costly set of ostentatious sex furniture.
"Haha, I heard your parents went to that Swinghaven Stanley Steemer on Saturday."
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"
The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest and eating the shit off of the woman's chest
I took a keblin steemer on my sisters friend