A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.
Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"
When a man is eating out a woman, if she quiefs in his mouth and causes him to puke in her vagina, he closes her legs, duct tapes them shut and throws her in an oven.
Guy 1- "Okay, so I was eating her out, right, but then she has the nerve to quief! I had no choice but to turn her into a Louisiana Stuffed Turkey."
Guy 2- "Yeah, dude, you had every right."
When you put your penis and testicles in your significant others anus.
Get ready because I’m gonna start stuffing the turkey baby.
Female Masturbation
See Stuffing The Chicken
Miranda is a young, ugly lesbian. She can't get any so she stuffs the Turkey.
When you rapidly finger your girls pussy
Bro I was stuffing the turkey so hard last night
Stuffing the Turkey is an act in which someone scoops mashed potatoes in their hand and inserts the hand in a vagina. It could also be inserted into anus and thats stuffing the Turkey with Gravy.
Carlton: Hey what are you doing with Vanessa tonight
Marco: Im Stuffing the Turkey
Carlton: thats cool
Trying to have sex with a limp penis and attempting to cram the phallus into a vagina, usually while intoxicated.
I drank so much, when I got home I was stuffing the turkey.