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Skunty Stumpfucker

As stump fucker of the female persuasion. A woman who is skunty in social nature and physical appearance but prefers the company of the wilderness brought on by fucking stumps. Abuse no stump or man should ever deserve.

also see skunty and stump fucker

Did you see that Skunty Stumpfucker at Wal Mart buying fishing lures? I bet she fucks big stumps! Fucking gnarly!

by nhdude June 27, 2013

stumpfucker

Someone who is pursuing a person who is out of their league.

Oh she'll never go for him. He's a total stumpfucker.

by ceres April 01, 2014