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suck my tits

What you say when you want someone to fondle your nipples. Normally used in an erotic sexual situation between a male and female, with the female proclaiming: "suck my tits", and the male responding by placing the protruding little niblets of flesh into his mouth and then proceeding to suck and fondle using the tongue, thus leaving the bitch asking for more tit-sucking, since she's so god damn invigorated. happy endings usually occur in cases similar to above. if you don't get a happy ending, fuck off, you're a fucking chode, and need to learn a lesson or two about sucking tits.

chester- "so ann, wanna fuck in my car?"

ann- "only if you suck my tits like you did last time!"

chester- "I'll suck the hell out of them bitch. I'll suck them so hard you'll have nipple rash for days"

ann- "oh chester!"

by K-slizzle April 03, 2009

Sucking Hind Tit

The unfortunate bastard that is in last place.

Getting the worst of what's left because you're weak and/or slow.

The tit closest to the pigs smelly asshole left for the runt.

Most undesirable and least most nourishing tit.

WOW!, he is really sucking hind tit in Fantasy Football this year - he hasn't won a game!

by Exodusarchangel September 25, 2018

suck tit

what you call someone who is a big baby or afraid to do something adventurous, or has no courage, - meaning "you are such a baby you might as well still be sucking your mother's tit (breast)."

You don't want to play hockey without a helmet, you "suck tit"?

by Verona Bythesea January 24, 2009

Sucking tit

Phrase meaning to still be living with your parents. Just like puppies are receiving milk through their mother, one still living with the parentals is still living off of the parents.

My little brother can't talk about independence, he's still sucking tit.

by Juventus2487 August 21, 2013

Suck my tits dude

A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.

Liz: "working overtime again?"

Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"

by Shabbyrue May 02, 2015

Suck tits month

It’s that time where u get a girl and suck some breast

Excuse me miss guess what month it is suck tits month

by Mr no-one knows October 09, 2019

Suck tits month

It’s the time where we all have fun and suck some tittys

Excuse me miss guess what month it is suck tits month

by Mr no-one knows October 09, 2019