A fork of Rural Dictionary
That one rabid bear that is the mascot of the cereal called 'Sugar Crisps'. The advertisements started in the 1950's, where he robbed an old lady of her Sugar Crisps. He can be defined as the first furry. He typically sings 'Can't get enough of those Sugar Crisps. Sugar Crisps, Sugar Crisps'.
Person 1: So did you see that-
Voice In The Distance: Can't get enough of those sugar crisps...
Person 2: Oh no, Sugar Bear has come for our Sugar Crisps
Person 1: RUN
Sugar Bear: Omae wou mou shindeiru
Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.
Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne