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Sweatervest

An overt use of something wholesome stodgy and clean to cover up a dirty act.

Stephen Harper's performance was so sweatervested. That report on the War in Afghanistan was definitely sweatervested to hide the truth. The catholic church is constantly sweatervesting the past. That news report was such a sweatervest.

by ophelia3 October 05, 2009

Japanese Sweatervest

The act of giving somebody a hand fart but holding you hand forcefully over the recievers face, ensuring the fart is inhaled.

Ahhh fuck Matt, you just gave me the harshest Japanese Sweatervest... Just wait till you go to sleep tonight you bastard...

by pud monkey May 26, 2005