A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that sounds dirty but isn't.
I like to swiffer on a daily basis.
A god-like asshole that calls all shots in his whole social congregation at school. It does not matter if you hate him or not, you respect him for his intelectual superiority. Does not ALWAYS know the answers, but is more that happy to teach his wisdom to those who seek it.
"Swiffer's last rant at the lunch table--you know, the one where he CR-Vd' me-- was The Tits!!!
Removing sand with a barber's brush off naked ladies beach volleyball teams.
Me: Those hot naked beach volleyballers are in need of a good swiffing. NG: I'll get my swiffer brush.
A woman who constantly attracts the dusty guys she always complains about.
John: "What's up with Nicole? Every time she posts something on Instagram, it's about some dude that doesn't treat her right. Should I go talk to her?" Dave: "Bro, Nicole is what we call a Swiffer. She's only attracted to dusty dudes. You're a good guy. Don't even try to save her!"