Country Dictionary

It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it.

Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"

Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."

A response used to say you're not homosexual without just saying you're not gay/lesbian.

Lesbian: I confess my love to you! Please marry me!!!
Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
Lesbian: Noodles are straight until they're wet...

How to decline advice from a golf pro.

Golf pro: "You might want to consider following through more."

Golf enthusiast: "I don't swing that way, man"

someone (its hotter when it is a woman) who likes to be with both men and women. This can involve a woman sucking another woman's tits, licking her vagina, sucking her clit, putting her toungue up her vagina, making out with her, then sleeping with a man.

i swing both ways so i like to have hot sex with women and men. it is better with both at the same time.

I'm bisexual

I don't mind who I go home with, I swing both ways.

'This Door Swings Both Ways' is a song written by Estelle Levitt and Don Thomas and performed by Herman's Hermits of Manchester, England. Surprisingly serious thoughts behind a cheery, light melody. Recorded in 1966.

lyrics:

Everyone's life is bittersweet
It's a door that opens wide
And no man can call himself complete
Till he's seen it from both sides

This door swings both ways
It's marked 'In' and 'Out'
Some days you'll want to cry
And some days you will shout

This door swings both ways
It goes back and forth
In comes a southern breeze
Or a cold wind from the north

This door swings both ways
Lets in joy and pain
In comes the morning sun
And then the evening rain

This door swings both ways
Lets in dark and light
Every day you make the choice
To let in wrong or right

When shadows fall
You must prepare yourself for sunshine
For everything there is an end
And so my friend you must be brave

This door swings both ways
Which one will it be
Will we live in happiness
Or dwell in misery

This door swings both ways
Lets in earth and sky
Make the most of livin'
If you're not prepared to die
Make the most of livin'
If you're not prepared to die

Meaning you not gay and never will be.

1st Guy: hey wanna go on a date?
2nd Guy: Man Fuck that shit i dont swing that way.