A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of taking a faeces out of a toilet with your hands.
person 1: “im going to take a shit”
person 2: “ok”
person 1: *is later seen holding a lump of shit in their bare hands.*
You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.
I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"
a phrase that is used:
when two people in a forum or chat room get to lovey dovey and you are tired of seeing the affectionate displays
basically-get a room you two but for the Internet
Narcotics: hey bollocks how are you behbeh
Bollocks: fine sweetie how it goes
Me: Take that shit to AIM
A shitpost involving Freddy Fazbear from FNaF(Five Nights at Freddy's) taking a shit, until he is interrupted by Nightmare Fredbear from FNaF 4(Five Nights at Freddy's 4) slamming open the door, t-posing. FTaS(Freddy Takes a Shit) was written by the redditor u/Springlocked800080(now u/White_Rabbit800080) sometime in May of 2018.
Guy 1: "Hey have you read FTaS?"
Guy 2: "Freddy Takes a Shit? Yeah, no shit, it's the pinnacle of comedy!"
Guy 1: "Was that a pun?"
Gather your things (drugs, clothes, etc) and get them the fuck out of there
Take yo shit and leave!
Another phrase used to describe anal sex.
It's like taking a shit in reverse!