Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

mushroom tatoo

the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis

Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.

by irontwo April 13, 2006

mushroom tatoo

the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis

Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.

by irontwo April 13, 2006

Tatooed Tina

1. A fat, sloppy, greasy, heart attack invoking sandwich, that has tons of fixins' hanging off all sides. 2. Person who resembles the above.

1. I went to drive-thru and ordered a double Tatooed Tina and a Large Diet soda, cause I'm on that new sugar free diet. 2. When I was at the mall today I saw a Tatooed Tina walk out of the buffet, she caught me looking at her, and for a brief second, I felt sheer terror and nakedness as I felt she saw me as a chili cheese hot dog holding hands with a large vanilla milk shake!

by G'd Up Swagger May 04, 2007

mushroom tatoo

whiping ones partner with you penis (Piece, Wang, Schlong ect)

"That bitch said she wanted a tattoo so beeing the gentelman i am, i whipped my cock out and gave her the old mushroom tatoo, after that she soon changed her mind

by Wastedgremlin July 21, 2006

mushroom tatoo

when i smacked gina in the face with my dick and left a imprint of my bell end on her face

look in the mirror at yourself!

by yo mamma October 20, 2003

Youngstown Tatoo

A Youngstown Tatoo occurs when you carve a girl's name into your chest, and then she takes a dump on you shortly afterwards. The doo-doo becomes the ink and is imbedded permanently in your chest in the shape of your companion's initials.

I loved Allison so much, I let her give me a Youngstown Tatoo.

by Turtleneck Emily July 31, 2009

ghetto tatoo

where a person gives themselves a tatoo by cutting open the skin and putting designs of ink in the cut. when the cut heals you will have a scar with the ink design in it which is a tatoo.

dude i cant afford a tatoo lets just make a ghetto tatoo

by dorondo August 21, 2008