A fork of Rural Dictionary
a term used to describe an action that many would consider to be homosexual in nature, but somehow the person committing the action is percieved as straight.
I know for a fact that i kissed David at the frat party a couple of weeks ago, but since everyone's saying it was a russian taunt, I guess I'm still straight.
The art of moving your hands in a circular motion beside your head. Made from the most famous WWE wrestler Garrison Cade.
"Man did you see that wicked Garrison Taunt in his Titantron"
When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.
Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out. Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!
A taunt used in "TF2" that symbolizes satan himself.
Person1: Hey dude wanna play with my new conga taunt? Person2: Sorry I am not a faggot.
Stretching ones testicles out until large enough to produce gusts of wind capable of cooling down a pretty blonde on a nice hot day.
Me and my friend Morgan testicle taunted a pretty brunette on the beaches of Normandy.
Stands for Electric Taunt. Trying to pick a fight with someone over the internet, which is POINTLESS because you are using a limited form of communication, where proper dissemination of information and dialog in a proper argument is difficult. e taunts are usually pathetic attempts to garner attention to one self, and often committed by e thugs. the best way to deal with e taunts is to ignore the e thug and they will most often always go away ironically, many e taunts are rarely followed up in public, if the avenue for such an interaction were to exist at any time in the future for the parties involved. e taunts are the ultimate in hypocrisy, and are the preferred method of those with uncontrollable tempers, and cowardices.
Stanley: Can you believe that loser on the snowboard forums? Chris: He's pretty annoying yeah, every time you make a post he tries to flame you, no matter what you posted. it's as if he's thirsty for attention, and thinks he can push you around. Stanley: I can't stand e taunts from a sad e thug like him. Ahh well, pass the cheeto's.
Flaunting your taunt means to point your vagina towards the one you love and thrust in a circular motion.
You like him don't you? Then go flaunt your taunt.