A fork of Rural Dictionary
An adolescent or fraternity type prank where one yanks the arm of a man while he is urinating, thus causing him to let go of his penis and urinate in or on his pants. The arm holding the penis represents the tea pot handle. The penis represents the tea pot spout.
Chris gave Pete a Tea Pot after they had been drinking light beer all day. Pete's waistband snapped back and his dick went all the way back in his pants and he pissed in his pants for at least 2 seconds.
When a lonesome heterosexual male stands in a shower and begins to masturbate. Masturbation continues until climax. Immediately after ejaculation, the male proceeds to vigorously rub the tip of the penis until a stream of urine begins to release.
Person 1: Hey bro, have you tried the squeaky tea pot?
Person 2: Yea dude, that shit was fire.
The Tea pot Princess
When a person is spoiled, stuck up, or just plain stupid
Damn Teapot princess! YOU all are bullshitters all of YOu
usually found wondering around soho. with a goala bag, ipod stipid haircut thinking they work in the most importantant industry in the world! but really are as about as much use to man kind as a chocolate tea POT!
"he's a runner for that production company TEAPOT"