A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lie used to buy time until you can tell the truth.
No, we're not having a surprise party for your birthday. (this is a temporary lie to buy time and throw the person off the trail of a birthday party.)
boyfriend in training, boyfriend, tool One man, out of assumably four or five others, who serves one or more needs for a girl, but holds no official boyfriend status. Mostly due to the fact that the cumulative needs fulfilled by the others comprise what the total package, official boyfriend would. A Temporary Boyfriend pursues this usually attractive girl in bliss of the presence of the others in her life. He will likely never reach official boyfriend status because the girl views him as a tool. A temporary boyfriend, aka TB, is usually referred to as and associated by a number.
Example One: Norry: Did you have fun with TB#1 last night? Diana: Actually, I went out with TB#3, I prefer partying with him because he's a big baller. TB#1 has been really needy lately and is pissed that I won't hook up with him. Norry: Sounds like it's time that you start taking applications to replace him. Diana: Word. Example Two: Diana: I was out with TB#2 last night when TB#1 and #5 showed up at the same bar!
A release; a state of strong happiness, excitement, and well-being, almost like an escape.
“Temporary Euphoria Or a release. That’s like temporary happiness real quick” -Brent Faiyaz
A fleeting condition where one spews a torrent of profanities, twitches and jumps around in a manner similar to the real neurological affliction, Tourette Syndrome. Usually brought on by abrupt pain such as hammering one's one thumb or having one's toe stepped on by someone wearing stilettos.
Bob: (jumping around holding their toe): FUCKING-COCK-SHIT-MOTHERFUCKING-ASSLICKER-SONOVABITCH-UNCLE-FUCKER!!!! John: What the hell's up with Bob? Tom: Oh, he's got Temporary Tourettes. His girlfriend just stepped on his toe with those titanium-tipped armour piercing stilettos she just bought. He might need stitches.
The sudden, short-lived inability of a person with good typing skills to spell anything correctly when typing.
<On IRC> Hey mna, wnna come ove aftre work? * man, wanna, over, after Sorry, temporary dyslexia.
More known as a reckless driver Somebody who gets old enough to vote and drive cars/ride motorbikes but because of their overconfidence in their driving abilities they accidentally kill themselves before they can vote. Credit for the term: my mother who has created this term and has been using it for years
PersonA and B waiting for the cars to go. Person A: oh a reckless driver Person B *looks* seems like a temporary voter