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A two handed punch to the face. grasp you right fist with your' left hand (as if holding an imaginary handle). Deliver blow from up behind your' shoulder into the face of other person.
If cornered by some one, or if someone runs at you, a Battle Axe to the face for neck will annihilate them. particularly useful against dickheads
See Slapper,
Mature woman who enjoys frequent dirty shaggin'.
"look at that old battle axe, she walks like a cowboy"
An action that requires a 2-person team and an unsuspecting victim. One will be behind the victim, and the other infront, as if starting a conversation. Then, on signal, two people will grab each other's hands in between the victim's legs, stand up, and do a shake-hand motion with firm grip on each other's hands. This will then cause a bit of pain to the victim, and laughter to the spectators. Shake it a few times and release. Be careful if the victim has a high center of gravity. It might cause them to topple over and injure themselves. "It's always fun till someone gets hurt"
Dru: Hey Carlos, let's Battle Axe Mike.
Carlos: Ayt. Hey sup Mike! How's life?
Mike: I'm good...
Dru: (Signaling 1-2-3)
Carlos and Dru Battle-Axes Mike
Mike: WTF?!?!
An electric guitar that is to crappy to shred on and in thus used as a weapon.
I can't carry a gun so I decided to just carry around my battle axe!
if ur playing a magical ps2 xbox or pc game that is a rpg... IT WILL HAVE A BATTLE AXE if it doesnt... well it aint a magical rpg
once i get to level 123066 i will beable to get onferiondex with my battle axe wich enables me 2 shoot fire out of my battle axe!
A bisexual who believes bisexual = pansexual. Originating from a series of group chats for these people.
The battle-axe bi gc is popping off right now making fun of freud.
a bisexual who calls out biphobia, and believes bi = pan
eric: I'm a battle-axe bisexual
jessie: what's that mean?
eric: it means I believe pansexuality contributes to biphobia and transphobia