A fork of Rural Dictionary
Beto is a clown, but yet very funny person. He makes the whole friend group laugh with a single face. He is a crackhead,skinny, fragile guy ,but is deep inside ready slap girls thighs.He is low key wanting to date, but doesn't want to tell his friends, since he can hoe around sometimes. Beto is a general funny guy with a great heart.
Ryan: *staring at beto
Beto: *staring back
Ryan:*starts laughing like crazy
Ryan: "omg beto is so funny, I can't , stop making me smile I swear Iwill punch you"
1. An extremely large Memeber.
2. Annoyance at its best.
3. Craziness defined.
4. Lucky Bastard.
5. If ur a beto u got the stuff in ur pants!!!
My brother is such a beto!!!
1. Extremely large in muscle
2. Annoyance at its best
3. Crazy as hell
4. Lucky bastard
5. If your a Beto you got the stuff in your pants!
My brother is such a Beto!!
The second..BEST motherfucking guy ever!
Mark: Dude Garrik is almost a Beto.
Joe: Yeah but hes no J.J
Mr.Kaiser: No one can a J.J he owns
A delusional liar who has lost all touch with reality, somebody who makes outlandish claims that can only be explained with drug use during the formative years
Peter: My sister got a pink unicorn with purple polka dots for her birthday.
Tom: Quit being a Beto! What did she really get?
Jorge: Julian said he will be President of the USA one day
Joaquin: You can't take anything he says seriously. He is has always been a Beto