A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bad bad boy that needs punishment and a good beating to behave
Covid needs to be taught a lesson. I’ll get the belt and you get the baseball bat.
feels like if the flu smoked meth and then had an affair with death itself
“Man, I have covid😩☹️“
/kōv•id•id/ verb past tense; current reality 1. to have plans hijacked by the coronavirus (COVID-19) pandemic. 2. a legitimate reason for emptying a bottle of wine while on Zoom, or Netflix, or while texting “Sorry you got covided. 😥🎂”
As in "I had an amazing birthday party planned for me, but I got covided." Or “Sorry you got covided. 😥 🎂”
Slang for being positive for COVID-19 SARS-COV-2 syndrome.
Example: “I’m down with the a bad case of the covids.”
The amount of covid circulating in a population usually based on the percentage of positive test results.
The covidity of the area has really increased since lockdown ended. Wisconsin has a really high covidity right now.
why are you looking at this you know what it is it lasted for like 3 fucking years my mask broke teacher
After years of wanting to clean my house, but lacking time to clean it thoroughly, I discovered that that wasn't the reason. I am kind of starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens. 2020 is a unique leap year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and three years in April. My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee, it cleans the toilet.
I am suffering from Covidism in 2020.