A fork of Rural Dictionary
like “on god” but more powerful
“bro Jack looked so hot in his recent insta post. I put that shit on dan.”
The most amazing and unique guy you will ever meet. Kindhearted with a big dick and very gentle in bed.
"Wow I met my Dan Dan yesterday, I had the best time ever" "Wow he is so nice he might be my Dan Dan in life"
the actual ray of sunshine. also a cute egg.
You're like the Dan to my Phil.
DA DA DA DAN! HE BE THE MAN HE GOT A FOOT LONG IT'S CALLED HIS DONG HE'S EVEN BIGGER THAN GUYS FROM GREECE YOU WANT A PIECE? IT'S MADE OF GOLD SO BABY YOU BETTER TAKE HOLD THE BITCHES BE ALL OVER HIM ALL THEY REALLY WANT IS HIS EXTRA LIMB BUT THEM BITCHES GOTTA PAY HE'S NOT FOR FREE TODAY HE'S A PORN STAR YO BUT HE DON'T WANT NO HO'S HE'S JUST MAKIN' BANK ROLL IT'S PART OF HIS BODY AND SOUL GOOD THING THEM HO'S BE ON BIRTH CONTROL EVEN THOUGH HE WAS A BIT DIM IN SCHOOL IT'S ALL COOL HE'S LIVIN' THE DREAM HE MAKES ALL THE LADIES SCREAM PLUS HE GETS TO USE WHIP CREAM DAN'S SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER ALL THEM HATERS MUTTER THEY JUST MAD CAUSE THEY CAN'T DO IT ON A CARPET PAD NOW OUR STORY'S COMING TO AN END JUST TO LET YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T PRETEND DAN'S A REAL BEAST EVEN THOUGH HE'S DECEASED.
noun A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter.
the dan could not control him his mirth as he viewed the movie "Old School's" lewd comedy.
1.n.- A man of good humor, high potential, and deep intelect. Usually one who may "blend in" but would be foolish to underestimate. 2.v.- To give the ultimate sexual pleasure to a woman.