A fork of Rural Dictionary
Look, I know all of you Irwins, Baldwins, Shipley people, and Haverford boys are always hating on us and each other, but this has to stop! Its terrible how none of us can be friends because of the way our schools have turned us against each other. I personally refuse to believe that the Agnes Irwin girls are all lesbians or bisexuals, and that the Haverford boys are all gay. And not all the girls are sluts. Why can't we all just be friends?
Please stop! The Episcopal Academy is not a bad place, nor are al the other schools! Can't we all just get along?
Episcopal is such a preppy fucking school. You can smell our excessive white privilege from a mile away. 1/8th of each grade is colored. Some kids actually try to be smart and excel but you know the white folks take over 🤪. One kid literally set a fire in the boy's locker room. The standard EA white trash kids (some are decent) are lowkey racist and highkey homophobic, ignorant, and hypocritical. If for some reason you want you or your kid to go to EA make sure that you're rich, white, and that you can be popular or else you'll be prone to depression XD.
Where do you go to school? Episcopal. Oh, I'm sorry. or What's Episcopal Academy? Episcopal Academy Haverford but worse.
the suckiest skool at sports, considering that IRWINS WON ON EA/AIS DAY. and could possibly have the ugliest slutiest girls at their skool. nothing else to be said.
episcopal academy sluts are so retarted alll you have to do is meet one of them.
For some reason, EA kids tend to think very highly of themselves, despite the fact that schools like Haverford, Agnes Irwin, Baldwin and Shipley are ALL better than them at basically EVERYTHING. They did not make the popped collar popped, they are not cool, they are not wealthier. Face it, they are all gay ass new money losers like Hart from that MTV bull shit show.
"that kid's a loser" "oh that's hart from tv and his EA friends, he must have bought them all their clothes to hang out with him"
some little bitch goes here, klu klux kliff
reason for not fighting, "it's a waste of my time." what a pussy
The most preppy school out there. It’s where you send your sons to become mediocre athletes and an ok inheritance for your money! You send your daughters for finishing school so she will ultimately marry rich! The girls are all tall blondes who are sluts to say the least. It’s also known as EA.
Boy one: dude that girls so hot Boy two: bro she’s from Episcopal academy so don’t date her Boy one: oh thanks bro Or Girl one: that guy sucks at football but thinks he’s really good I hate him Girl two: he’s from EA that’s why Girl one: that makes so much more sense
The Episcopal Academy, also known as EA, is a prep school on the main line. They are also known for having one of the gayest team names ever, the Churchmen, next to the Haverford Fords and the Penncrest Faggots.
Wow The Episcopal Academy is gay. Hey there better than Haverford.