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yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head
the five knuckle shuffle is gay.. like john cena
The act of a girl giving a guy a hand job
Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle
Bryon's mom caught him playing the five knuckle shuffle last night.
"Mike you coming out with us". "Nah I'm to busy having a five knuckle shuffle to porn"
The guys above me are perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to them.
Five Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.
Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!
Cole: FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!
The act of moving all five fingers on a single hand across another person's forearm, one at a time.
The gentleman greeted his friend home from vacation, with a lovely five knuckle shuffle.