A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used to describe an unusually large automobile that takes up the whole road. Inherently, used to describe many automobiles that are of domestic in nature, and of the 70's. Word is not used much with today's automobile. Close in terminology description to to calling a car a "boat".
Some very fine, Positively THC-Infested weed which can be bought from dealers returning from Hawaii. The only true,dank-ass Mauie Wowie is found in Maui, Hawaii. It's usually sticky, a deep, bright green, and crawling with red and orange THC Hairs. The most recent Maui Wowie was received by Michael Hansen from direct locals.
Dude. My eyes are chinked. musta been that Maui Wowie.
The classy mix of Georgi Vodka and Hawaiian Punch.
Old Woman: The drinking of the Maui Bombs is great but can you watch your language. Response: MAUI BOMBS!!
Total pos car used by all nonmaterialistic or surfer/stoner type residents of Hawaii. Frequently dented, multi-colored, rusted out and slept in. Any sketchy looking automobile or a prehistoric gas guzzler, of the four door variety, with no a/c, horn, working lighter, etc.
1. One man's hoopty is another man's maui cruiser. 2. I thought it was the best vacation sex ever, until he offered to take me to the airport and I saw his maui cruiser. That car had to be 20 years older than he was!