A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sexually transmitted disease. Includes but is not limited too gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, etc. A degenerative condition.
"dude, careful, that chick has the motts"
The best way to describe "the motts" is like this:
Do you remember the first time you watched a bad daytime interview show, like Springer or something, and someone is just making a total ass out of themselves, doing or saying something very uncomfortable?
Or when you are sitting through a high school talent show and all of a sudden you feel embarrassed for your classmate who is singing "The Greatest Love Of All" by Whitney Houston?
You sometimes have to cover your eyes, or look away.
Thats "the motts".
Watching this play is giving me the motts!
another term used instead of girlfriend.
Also means a hairy vagina (not in ireland) which is funny as this means all the girls in ireland don't realise they are being called hairy vaginas
The Motts is simply a term used to describe an indescribable feeling of uncomfortable disgust and awkwardness. This can be used in any form, from social situations to describing movies.
"Man, old episodes of MASH really give me the motts!"
"This old man who smelled like meat came into our store today and spoke to me in monotone for 45 minutes about Starwars. I had the motts so bad!"
Cash money, see also flow, from the old skool applesauce commercial "I got the motts." We've been using this since the late 80's in central Florida.
"You want to go to McDonalds."
"Yeah, but I ain't got the motts."